In Attempt to be Good Father Trump Lets Eric Play with Football
Satire from the BS Report
By Bernie Stewart
With his family in Washington for Labor Day weekend, President Donald Trump didn’t want to his son Eric to feel left out. So while Mr. Trump and his favorite child, Ivanka, talked shop about their many conflicts of interests, the President let his younger and more intellectually feeble son, Eric, play around with the nuclear football.
At approximately 2PM on Sunday afternoon, Eric was seen sitting on a picnic blanket on the South Lawn playing with the most destructive device in the world and eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Some tourists who visited the White House that day were even able to catch a glimpse of and take some nice camera shots of the nuclear launch codes.
When asked about it later, the President responded, “Eh, what’s the worst that could happen?”.